29 Perkara yg hanya difahami ibu mengandung dan bakal bapa perlu faham

22/9/2014  

22 minggu 6 hari

Trimester 2

120 hari lagi, EDD 20 Januari 2015

296 days happily married

 memang ada yang jadi kat aku masa makyong skang ni...
 

1. What it feels like to be completely terrified and excited at the same time.

 
betul....sekejap je bleh emo siap keluaq ayaq mata, sekejap tu jugak bleh hepi riang ria aidilfitri~

 

 

2. Morning sickness that lasts. All. Damn. Day.

 
yang ni bila ingat balik mmg seksa, makan macam2, start senja jer mula la keluar balik semua yang makan tadi, siap sama je rasa ngan bau masa muntah tu.. hoho... alhamdulillah skang dah takde muntah2, cuma kalau salah makan je rasa loya2 tu dtg balik...

 

 

3. That pantiliners aren’t just for periods.

 
oh ku tak menggunakannyerrr 

 

 

4. That sometimes you get diaper rash even when you don’t wear diapers.

 
belum lagik~

 

 

5. Mucus plugs. ‘Nuff said.

 
wuuuuuuuuuu, 

 

 

6. What Dolly Parton must feel like.

 
wahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa no komennnnnnnnnn~

 

 

7. Cankles that engulf your entire leg.

 
yeah, bila lama berdiri

 

 

8. How to waddle like a penguin.

 
i feel u~

 

 

9. The awesomeness that is the ability to grow a freakin’ human being.

 
ini buat geli-geli perut, rasa macam garu2 dari dalam sampai bleh gelak.. 

 

 

10. Willing the worst pain of your life to come. SOON.

 
hmmmm hmmmmmmm 120 hari lagi~

 

 

11. How you can be hot when there is ice dripping from the air conditioner.

 
ya betul, badan siap rasa bahang, tapak merah teruih, tido rasa nak pakai ekon + kipas padahal ude-bak dok kata sejukkkkk sangat dah :p

 

 

12. What it is like to have to pee every 15 minutes. All. Night. Long.

 
bila bangun tengah malam, 
ude-bak akan tanya "nak pergi mana?", 
teruih jawap "nak pegi mana lagi masa ni......kencinggggg ler"

 

 

13. Crying because the fast food worker got your order wrong.

 
huhuhuu...sedeh gila bila pergi food  court pastu lontong peberet habis.. sayuuuuu jer (tiba2 jadi peberet kat lontong lepas ngandung, dasar tekak ude-bak punya anak )

 

 

14. The urge to punch complete strangers in the neck when they comment on how big you are.

 
berani laaa berani laaaa..huhhhhhhhhh

 

 

15. The need to organize. ALL THE THINGS.

 
setel suda ~ happy happy me~

 

 

16. The first time you feel the life growing inside of you move.

 
alhamdulillah :) 

 

 

17. How to trim the hedges when you can no longer see them…

 
adoi part ni pun seksa, payah nak perati 

 

 

18. How Jabba the Hutt really feels.

 
om nom nom nom~

 

 

19. The importance of fiber.

 
dan oh terima kasih yakult, tiada lagi sembelit~

 

 

20. When a baby does a flip off your cervix and lands on your bladder.

 
terussssss rasa nak kencinggggggg~

 

 

21. That you plan every trip out of the house around access to clean restrooms.

 
betul betul betul

 

 

22. What it feels like to be punched in the stomach from the inside.

 
tambah lagi time tido, siap bleh terjaga kalo kena tendang!

 

 

23. Getting excited when you get diarrhea because it means the baby might be coming soon.

 
lagi 3 bulan lebeyyyy

 

 

24. What it’s like to pee a little when you cough. Or sneeze. Or breathe.

 
betullllllllllllllll

 

 

25. The reason ASPCA commercials make you cry.

 
cepatttt je tacing, huuuuuuu

 

 

26. What that dude in the movie Alien felt like.

 
tgk perut gerak pun dah rasa kelako, dok pk apa BabyZ buat dalam tu

 

 

27. Sleeping in a fortress of pillows.

 
terima kasih ude-bak belikan bantal baru yang super-best!

 

 

28. Why you put dirty dishes in the cupboard and mayonnaise in the dishwasher.

 
betul, pernah terbuang makanan yang baru bukak dalam tong, pastu plastiknya letak dalam pinggan. huk alohhh

 

 

29. Loving someone deeply before you even meet them.

 
leviuuuuuuuuuuuuu sangattttttt....~ 

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Mak,
22/9/14